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"A lawyer goes to heaven..."
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"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"
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"What happened in France? Did they release a GTA Go?"
"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today."
"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"
"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."
"""Dad why was I called Holly?"" cos u were born at a special time of year ""And me dad?"" yes Summer and u too ""And me too dad?"" yes Easter-Egg"
"Pro tip: Wives do not find it hilarious when you add a bunch of extra candles to their surprise birthday cake. I know this now."