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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"A gymnast walks on a bar."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the seeing eye dog."

"Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?"

"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."

"I just invented a word ""Plagiarism"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"