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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"

"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."

"I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything"

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"-1 8 3.14 And it was delicious"

"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."

"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"

"I'd like to propose a toast... To burning bread. Will you marry me?"