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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter? You'd think its R but it's actually the C"

"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."

"VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN: Go to the homes of all couples who Instagram pictures of fancy restaurants and rob them while they're eating dinner."

"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""

"I'm a homeless romantic"

"I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity."

"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."

"Double negatives: A big No No"

"What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell."

"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."