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Joke of the Day

"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."

"How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are? They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."

"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."

"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."

"People Against Queuing, now thats a cause I can get behind!"

"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."

"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"