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Joke of the Day
"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."
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"WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."
"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."
"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."
"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"
"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"
"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."
"What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your bum. Soviet made bum buzzer."
"Waiter waiter there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir it's the fly's day off."