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Joke of the Day

"[ This one from the great /u/KingOfRibbles ] ""My sink was a bit dirty-"" ""-but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!!"""

"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "

"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""

"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."

"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"

"How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime? By getting aboard (a) voat"

"I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya."

"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."