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Joke of the Day

"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."

"Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal? He had the family for dinner"

"I often misuse common phrases People are always pulling me off for it."

"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."

"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"

"What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. :D"

"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."

"Most people don't act stupid it's the real thing."

"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."