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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jewish dilemma ? Free ham."
Next Joke
"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"
"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."
"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
"I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger."
"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."
"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."
"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"