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Joke of the Day

"Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes"

"My humor is so black... ...That all my jokes are stolen"

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"

"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"

"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"

"My dad posted a picture of his ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a picture of me"

"I'd explain it to you again but I'm fresh out of crayons and puppets"

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"

"So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral"