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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"Uber driver: ""I'm close, where are you?"" Me: ""oh I see you"" Uber Driver: ""Are you the guy in the middle of the road?"" Me: ""yeah floor it"""

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."

"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"

"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."

"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."

"How do you hear a hormone? Pay $100 for 30 minutes"

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"