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Joke of the Day

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"A man says to his son: ""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe""?"" ""You're not fooling me dad, a chair!!"" ""Not this time, your dog died."""

"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free"

"Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat."

"Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill"

"the refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside"

"There was a mass sodomy at the McDonald farm. Everyone found out because the pig squealed."

"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."

"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."