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Joke of the Day

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."

"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."

"There are 10 different types of people in the world Those that understand binary, and those that don't"

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"

"What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone."

"What's the worst thing about being drunk? Ask a glass of water."

"Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is? Telling your father you are gay."

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"