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Joke of the Day

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."

"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."

"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a lot Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your wife"

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"I would put a web cam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."

"A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire"