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Joke of the Day
"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."
Next Joke
"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."
"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."
"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"
"What did one gay horse say to the other? Haaaaayyyyy"
"Gynecologist: ok, I just need you to open up... Me, interrupting: As a middle child, I never felt good enough. Gynecologist: Um, your legs"
"Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!"
"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"
"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."
"GTA: Online servers"