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Joke of the Day

"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"I prepared the chicken earlier. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""

"Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women."

"I hate people who take drugs... ...such as the police and customs officers."

"What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table? Gilles de la gourmette"

"When people shorten words for no reason it makes me want to commit murds."

"Never date a girl named Autumn because she'll leave you."

"Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming."

"""Daddy, do you like princesses?"" ""Yes."" ""Why?"" ""Well usually they have a nice set of ti-"" Wife: ""Shut it."" ""I WILL NOT LIE TO MY SON."""