123250

Joke of the Day

"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"

"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"

"Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable."

"11yo: Daddy, why can't we get a dog? Me: I like our house the way it is. 11: What, small? Me: Go to your drawer."

"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."

"I thought the sea urchin was my friend but it was anemone."

"What's black & blue covered with blood? The 12 year old in my trunk that faught back!!"

"Today in band we played a japenese piece... I bombed it."

"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."

"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."