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Joke of the Day

"Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash."

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""

"How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie? Whoever wins...we lose."

"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""

"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"