90013

Joke of the Day

"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."

"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"

"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"

"Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster."

"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."

"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."

"You know the world is corrupted.... When people buy the 2015 Macbook."

"What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind."

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. It didnt go well. She was a little shellfish."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf, you racist sons of bitches."