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Joke of the Day
"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. It didnt go well. She was a little shellfish."
Next Joke
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""
"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."
"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"
"What happened when Grandpa went to the strip club? He had a stroke."
"Why do the jews have such big noses? because air is free"
"Little known fact Delicacy is French for ""I dare you to eat this""."
"If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
"Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening."
"""You can't stand there."" ""Not there, either."" ""Nope that spot's taken, too."" -Ground hogs"