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Joke of the Day

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a huge bird unlike any we've ever seen before! What kind of bird is that? Just look at that bird!"

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"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."
"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"
"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"
"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."
"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."
"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."
"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."
"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"