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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf, you racist sons of bitches."
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"My next tattoo will be ""helvetica"" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her"
"Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con? A: Close encounters of the nerd kind"
"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"
"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"
"I used to be into infantalism... I eventually grew out of it."
"I carry two crickets around in a small box so when I say something that isn't funny I can supply my own sound effects. They get real tired."
"The color of our skin was never important. We all are equal. unless you are orange from that self tan cream. Then we don't speak with you"
"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"