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Joke of the Day
"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"
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"Tag every baby photo you see on on Facebook as Verne Troyer."
"The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop.. And asked them to make him one with everything."
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"I googled your mom last night. I had to open two tabs."
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"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"