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Joke of the Day

"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."

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"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"
"My cousin told everyone he could do a backflip. We all gathered around him. He said, ""I can't do it if you're watching."" #MyFamilyIsWeird"
"Promoting a film with ""From the producers of..."" is like advertising a sandwich with the words ""From the supermarket that also sells jam""."
"I'm not saying that girl's a slut... But she has touched more wieners than Heinz ketchup."
"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."
"CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA"
"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who are you?"