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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who are you?"
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"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"
"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."
"Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles...."
"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."
"Interviewer: What drives you? Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? M: missing the bus"
"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"