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Joke of the Day

"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"

"I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."

"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."

"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."

"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"

"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"