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Joke of the Day

"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."

"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."

"knock knock ! Who's there ? The cops. The cops who ? ""I'm sorry to tell you m'am but your son has passed away."""

"I measured your Mother's resistance to being accelerated by a force. The answer was massive."

"Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it."

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."

"Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater? He knew Nunavut was real."

"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"

"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."

"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""