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Joke of the Day

"VIRGIN GALACTIC THE SURVIVING PILOT OF THE VIRGIN GALACTIC PLANE SAID THAT THE CO PILOTS LAST WORDS WERE,'WHATS THIS BUTTON FOR?"

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"

"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's a serial killer named Terrence Fishman & he plans to kill you Monday"

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"is this already a joke? Why don't pastry chefs buy taylor made cigarettes? Because they profiterole their own"

"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"

"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"