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Joke of the Day

"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."

"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."

"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"

"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"

"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying ""no""? No. Oh so it's you!"

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."

"Did you hear about the pizza cook who died in the pizza oven explosion? They had to peel him off the ceiling."