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Joke of the Day

"Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, ""Nothing looks good on me"" I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would."

"Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment."

"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."

"What would the world be like without women? It would be a real pain in the ass!"

"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"

"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."