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Joke of the Day

"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"

"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it."

"Did you hear about Etchisketchestan? It got destroyed be an earthquake."

"What did the Indian woman say during sex? Please cum again!"

"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."

"Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too."

"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."

"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."