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Joke of the Day
"Jesus was white If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a cracker"
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"Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people."
"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"
"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"
"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."
"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."
"Stop changing your profile picture in a desperate attempt to get compliments."
"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, then my illegal logging business is a success."