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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
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"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally."
"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"
"She is such a hoe that she doesn't have boyfriends.. ...she has daily active users."
"What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong can finish a race!"
"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."
"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."
"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"