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Joke of the Day

"I have all these jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow."

"I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one ""Homer"""

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."

"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."

"I'm worried I won't pass my stress test"

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."

"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."

"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."