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Joke of the Day
"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."
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"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
"I'm so proud of my African pen pal friend. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in weeks. I'm so glad, he's staying sober."
"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"
"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""
"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."
"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."
"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"
"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."