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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
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"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."
"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"
"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"
"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."
"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."
"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."
"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"
"The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen."