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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Lebo die? Cause he was fullllly sik m8."
Next Joke
"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"
"I asked my dad the other day what he knew about anti-forensics He said he knew uncle forensics better"
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""
"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."
"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"they say a friend will come over and help you move and a good friend will help you move a body I have two good friends"
"The front desk lady at this remote motel is barely concealing her howling desire to graphically murder me. I'll be honest, it's refreshing."