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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal."
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"Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Because someone told him to get along little doggie."
"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"
"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"Yo' mama is so classless She could be a Marxist Utopia"
"BARBER: would you like a hot towel? ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels"
"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."
"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."
"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"