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Joke of the Day
"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
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"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"
"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."
"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""
"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"
"[strip to the waist for my fight club debut] Opponent: ""dude they meant the top half"" *walks away* [I claim victory and retire undefeated]"
"I had sex with a prostitute the other night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
"Why did the comedian mermaid die ? Because it had a dry sense of humor ."