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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, ""Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."""

"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"

"So a ""refugee"" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar..."

"The best part of being single is that you always get to be right."

"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"

"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."

"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."

"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"

"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"