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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"
Next Joke
"I take it personally when I let a car cut in front of me and then they immediately get into another lane. Come back you are with me now."
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
"what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school? a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL"
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."
"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."
"Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad."
"Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!"
"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."
"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"