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Joke of the Day

"How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."""

"Did you hear about the houseboat that crashed? Everything but the kitchen sank! lol it's shitty but this is what happens when i zone out at work"

"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."

"Sometimes I get scared robots are going to take over. Then I use a motion-controlled sink."

"What is the most racist dinosaur??? The Tricericops"

"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"

"What shouldn't you do at a funeral? The corpse."

"I read a Braille spy novel today that made me extremely paranoid... It was like something just didn't feel right."

"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"

"Not a joke. I just wish more jokes were shorter."