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"What is the most racist dinosaur??? The Tricericops"

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"Why is Chris Christie such a successful man? Because he is too big to fail."
"Two prostitutes were walking down the street when one said to the other ""Girl, we're gonna be making some money tonight. I can smell dick in the air."" The other says ""Bitch please. I just burped."""
"Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted!"
"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."
"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."
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"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."