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Joke of the Day

"I read a Braille spy novel today that made me extremely paranoid... It was like something just didn't feel right."

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"What's 9 inches long, rock hard, full of semen, and the ladies scream at? my cock."

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white. Unless my wife just gave birth to you."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."

"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"

"So, a man walks into a bar... and he gets a bruise on his head. (Yes, I know its a bad joke.)"

"What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? Fuck Gogh"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party He was looking for a tight seal"

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"