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Joke of the Day
"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"
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"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to stand in the back of the gas chamber."
"Feel like Woods household right now is a bunch of people brainstorming, ""what is any other plausible reason for this accident?"""
"My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad."
"NFL No Fingers Left"
"2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who's there? Schmelmop."
"My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing"
"The heart is a barefoot child that keeps running in and out of traffic."