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Joke of the Day
"Not a joke. I just wish more jokes were shorter."
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"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."
"I love cooking with wine Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira. I'm going to remove my cock so I can look more like Justin Bieber."
"What doesn't belong in this list? Wife, eggs, meat, blowjob. Blowjob doesn't belong. Why? Because you can beat your eggs, your meat, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"Can you guess what the pirate's favorite drink is? *Hint: named after a Captain...* Black beer, duh"