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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

"He asked why I put my stick figures on my dash, not the bumper. I had to explain that it was an actual photo of my relatives."

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago."

"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"

"What's the best thing about having sex with 23 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."