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Joke of the Day
"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"
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"Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine."
"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""
"[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube - You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa - Push It}"
"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."
"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a girls ass"
"What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero? Are you 0K?"
"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"
"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"