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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."
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"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"What does a confused owl say? What? --- ^^^as ^^^enjoyed ^^^by ^^^/u/Traetus ^^^[here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qws98/i_used_to_have_sex_daily/cnao23o?context=3)"
"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"
"Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice."
"Apples on trees Dad - Hey son, how many apples grow on trees? Son - I don't know Dad, how many? Dad - All apples grow on trees, silly."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."
"never trust a person who says they don't like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them"
"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""