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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."
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"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"
"monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it."
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"
"What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official."
"What is a psychic medium? ...smaller than a psychic large."
"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"
"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""
"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."