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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"

"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."

"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."

"They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone."

"My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another."

"I'm currently between relationships. The couple on my right are kissing and I think the couple on my left are about to start doing it."

"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."

"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."

"I too save a bunch of money on car insurance. By not having any."