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Joke of the Day

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."

"People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups."

"So I had to put German food in a container one time... It was a real wurst case scenario"

"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."

"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."

"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"

"I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed"

"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."