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Joke of the Day

"He asked why I put my stick figures on my dash, not the bumper. I had to explain that it was an actual photo of my relatives."

"The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter."

"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"Why do short people laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Dogs cant operate an MRI machine, But Catscan"

"What do women and Tony Stark have in common? They are both Fe Males."

"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."

"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"

"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."