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Joke of the Day
"Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft"
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"What did Truman Burbank's father say to him? Don't you worry don't you worry child, Seahaven's got a plan for you"
"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."
"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast. Although it was only plane yogurt."
"My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up."
"Mom: ""Do you want this?"" Me: ""No."" Mom: ""Ok I'll give it to your brother."" Me: ""No I want it."""
"An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers "" I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""
"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"