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Joke of the Day

"On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast. Although it was only plane yogurt."

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."

"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"

"Whenever there is trouble, Justice League cums in a... Flash"

"I have an EpiPen I'll use it as a weapon to fend off the repost haters."

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"I used to dislike the idea of having a beard ... but it slowly grew on me."

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."