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Joke of the Day
"On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast. Although it was only plane yogurt."
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"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
"My goal weight: To not look like a ""before"" picture."
"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."
"One day I ask my father for $5 He said $4!!!! But why you need $3 for? $2 should be enough. You know what here's $1 and bring me back half."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."
"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."
"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."